“Luxury Island Villa Of The Year”
Luxury Lifestyle Awards

March 24th - April 7th 2024

A Mystical Retreat For Mutantkind & Apes

Bookings Open
A 350-year-old secret hidden in 20 acres of Northern Ibiza’s stunning rural beauty. For almost 50 years it lay dormant awaiting The Diplomat to negotiate safe passage  for those with the Mutant Cartel.
Step into an unforgettable, ultra-luxury experience and rub shoulders with The Bosses and community of the Mutant Cartel.
A few surprises, a pinch of Alpha and a truly magical space to restore yourself and connect with the community.
Bookings Open
ALL INCLUSIVE
World Class Chefs Sporting Produce From The Finca
Eat as a family under the stars. Three-course dinners, lunches and flexi-breakfast with alcohol included.
Yoga. Gym.Sauna. Cold Plunge. Massage. Sound Healing. Breathwork.
Unplug in the wilds, enjoy the peace, and choose your own unique healing. Dip in and out of a range of activities meticulously crafted for wellbeing.
Get inked
The Cartel’s very own travelling Valkyrie delivering high-end tattoos. Advance Booking via the Cartel.
On-site Entertainment
Exceptional evening performers, bands and games. Music across the property with a soundproofed cave for the early-hour degens.
ROOMS
A two-story tower, private terraces and sunken baths. Nine luxury and individually unique rooms designed with restoration in mind.
OFF-SITE
EXCURSIONS & DINING
Uncover secret summits, caves, the best dining and hidden trails in style on our offroad e-bikes, kayaks, and unrivalled knowledge of the island.
Salt water pool
TICKETS
An All-Inclusive Experience Cultivated By The Cartel
STAY
From
250€
Per Night For VIP
Bookings Open
Bookings in advance through the Cartel
For those staying locally or passing through Ibiza that want to visit the Embassy.
+11am - 11pm All Inclusive Lunch/Dinner/Alcohol/Activities/Facilities
DAY TICKET
150€
PLUS ONES
250€
Per Night

A Mystical Retreat For Mutantkind & Apes

Bookings Open